CRASH LANDING ON YOU
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-Here. -Come here.
-Come on. -Try some of this.
This time,
it's not just a candle but a scented one.
Right?
Yes.
It looks like you just got stood up.
Thank you for the ride.
Bye then.
Okay.
Take care.
I'll see you around if fate allows.
How could you be standing right there
right then
with a candle?
You really made my heart flutter.
You have done it, haven't you? I'm sure you have.
That skill was really something.
You know,
we call that pickup skills.
What is it?
Heart means love.
In South Korea,
this means that they like you.
I doubt that's the case, but...
What is it?
Since you said your heart fluttered...
Just to make sure there's no confusion,
-there's something I need to tell you. -What's so complicated?
-What is it? Just tell me. -I have a woman in my life.
What?
She's my fiancée.
Hold on.
What did you just say?
-I have a fiancée-- -No, before that.
-I have a woman-- -No, even before that.
Just to prevent any fluster you might go through...
Yes, that one.
That sounds very offending.
Flustered? Who?
Me? Why?
I'm not confused at all.
There seems to be a misunderstanding here.
Whether you have a woman or not,
I don't care at all. Do you understand? I have a man too.
I have many men in Seoul.
-Many? -Yes.
I'm sure they are all crying their eyes out now.
Which is why I need to hurry back.
Are you saying you're going back for men?
Partly because of men.
I have to go back anyway.
It's not like I will live here.
That's not what I meant to say.
Even if you tell me to stay, I won't.
Anyway, this is really offending.
You just drew the line, Mr. Ri.
Because you don't want me to cross it.
That's a nice way to put it.
Don't worry. I'm very good at not crossing lines.
I have never even been fined while driving.
I never cross lines.
I keep my eyes to the front and never look sideways.
Don't you have to look sideways a little when you drive?
Is that important now? Don't you get the point?
Are you an actor? How are you so good at our dialect?
There's nothing a con man can't do.
I can even speak Jeju dialect.
-Could you stop the car for a while? -Pardon?
Stop the car!
-What's the matter? -I thought I saw someone I knew.
I don't think you know anyone here.
-I guess you're right. -Hurry up and get in.
She looked just like her.
Excuse me.
What brings you here?
Who are you looking for?
I'm here to see Ri Jeong Hyeok.
At this time?
How do you know Jeong Hyeok?
Why do I have to answer that?
I'm the head of this village.
Let me see your pass.
SEO DAN
So you still don't want to tell us what your relationship with him is?
I'm his fiancée.
What did you just say?
I'm Ri Jeong Hyeok's fiancée.
But...
Let's go.
I can't believe you were two-timing. You didn't look like you would.
Two-timing?
I don't think that's true.
Of course it is true. You have two fiancées.
This would make a headline.
You're not my fiancée.
You said I was your fiancée.
I didn't say it. You said it first.
Because I thought you'd be gone--
Well, I couldn't. Okay? I couldn't.
Why do you keep saying that?
And what if this troubles us later?
Then we will all be screwed.
-That won't happen. -How do you know?
What if she comes here?
Can't you do calculations?
She's studying in Russia now.
Which means she won't be here for a while.
Do you think I haven't thought that through?
I'm not stupid.
CRASH LANDING ON YOU
The trouble happened, right?
So you were stupid, Mr. Ri. What are you going to do now?
It's been a while.
When did you come from Russia?
It's been a few days.
I'm sorry I haven't given you a heads-up.
I heard my uncle lent you a car. I came to pick it up.
I was going to bring it back this weekend.
I see.
-This woman is-- -My mom wonders how you're doing.
Come visit Pyongyang one of those days.
Let's have dinner with our parents.
Give me the car key. I'll get going.
It's dangerous to drive alone at this hour.
The roads here are rough unlike in Pyongyang.
Then what should I do?
Let me ride you home.
Thank you.
And this woman is carrying out a mission with me.
She's my colleague.
Is that so?
Yes, I guess it is.
What happens when you achieve your goal?
Will you be still seeing each other then?
We won't see each other again then.
He's right.
Our relationship is
sort of a strategic alliance.
So once we complete the mission, we won't see each other.
Never in our lives, ever.
So please don't misunderstand.
And my accent is a bit weird, right?
I belong to Division 11.
There's a special and sad story behind this. That's all I can say.
I don't care.
At least there's no misunderstanding then. I'm glad.
I guess I should go home now.
Give a safe ride to your fiancée.
What is it?
It's not like your home is elsewhere.
It's dark outside, so lock the door and stay inside.
I'll be right back.
Let's go.
Do you know how many times we have met?
This is the seventh time.
We met together with our parents four times,
and the fifth time we met, we got engaged.
And that's seven years ago.
Has it been that long already?
Marriage comes after engagement.
That's the right order.
But don't you feel like there's something missing?
Love
is missing.
We should love too.
We're going to get married.
I will do everything in order.
Please cooperate.
I will try.
Right.
I'll call my mother and tell her we're coming together.
At nine in the morning...
What do you think?
Well...
Goodness.
-Does it stand out too much? -Well, yes.
-What about this? -You're not the one getting married.
Show some interest, will you?
I'm meeting my son-in-law finally after years.
Technically, he's not your son-in-law yet.
Just being polite should be enough.
"Polite"?
Tie up your hair at least.
He might think you're a ghost and pass out.
Shut up and go wait outside.
Why?
What if Jeong Hyeok leaves right after he takes the car back?
Make sure you bring him here to our house, okay?
Jeong Hyeok!
Since you came all the way here, at least say hello to our family.
Welcome.
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Comrade Operator.
I appreciate your work.
We are going to the 13th floor.
You're headed to the department store owner's place.
Are you going to stay overnight? Then I need to make a report.
No, I'm just dropping by.
You haven't met for years. I'm sure you're glad to see each other again.
No wonder why Jeong Hyeok drove you all the way here.
Dan, Jeong Hyeok may look cold,
but he's sincerer than any other man.
He's different from other men.
You haven't met for over seven years. Other men would have cheated already,
two-timing, three-timing.
Some assholes would have even taken a woman home and lived with her.
-Uncle. -What is it?
-Let's be quiet. -Okay.
Myeong Eun, you're only wearing socks.
Hey, you came.
It's been a while. I'm sorry for coming this late.
Don't say that. It's not late at all.
What's late is your marriage.
-Come on in and have dinner with us. -I'm good, thanks.
I already prepared it.
I already made dinner.
We usually have dinner at this hour.
It's okay. Come on in.
-But I had dinner already. -Haven't you gone home yet?
-Come on. This way. -Thanks.
This is how we would normally eat.
Thank you.
Make yourself comfortable and help yourself.
-Thanks. -Eat up.
All the matchmakers somehow figured out that Dan came back from Russia
and begged me that they would like to see her just once.
I told her she's already engaged, but they were so persistent.
They're really bugging me these days. I'm very tired.
Persistent? Who is?
I mean, I just have never heard about this.
Open your mouth.
Chew on this and keep your mouth shut.
Eat up. It's well-grilled.
Could it be her doppelgänger?
She looked just like her.
-Are you finished already? -Didn't my brother say
that my nickname was Picky Princess?
Unless the food is really good, I can't have more than three bites.
The chef here is pretty good too,
but I'll take you to a better place next time.
You don't have to. There won't be next time.
Your brother didn't tell me this,
so I didn't know you'd be this pretty. I wish there is next time.
I heard you had a perfect academic background
and had a good eye for your age.
I heard you make clever investments.
My second brother seemed to have fallen in love with you.
-You're flattering me. -But Mr. Gu,
I won't fall for you.
I can see everything.
You're just laying the groundwork now
for a bigger purpose.
It looks like you want to marry me so you can have it all.
And I don't think it will happen.
I grew up in a tough family,
so I have very sharp eyes.
Take some pocket money from my brother and wrap it up.
Even the wine is lame.
She was the smartest one in the family.
I wonder how she's doing.
What am I doing now?
This looks like
I'm so eagerly waiting for him to come back.
Gosh.
I'm so embarrassed.
How funny.
How funny it is.
What brings you here?
We saw everything earlier.
What do you mean?
You must be heartbroken.
No, I'm not.
I have seen many monsters,
but I had no idea Jeong Hyeok would do that.
I'm so sorry.
Let's not do this here. Let's talk inside.
We need DP and beer now.
-She's right. -She's right.
-Let's go. -Let's get in.
But...
Wait.
What's DP and beer? Is it something like chicken and beer?
You don't know what DP and beer is?
Dried pollack and beer. They're a perfect match.
Once you try it, you'll dream about it.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
Excuse me,
but why are you doing this here in the middle of the night?
Now, let's drink up.
-Let's drink up. -Cheers.
Drink up.
We have been saying
that Sam Suk has got no morals.
-We have indeed. -But
the woman we met today truly didn't have any morals.
Sam Suk, you were nothing compared to her.
When you said she had no morals, does that mean she was being a bitch?
Bitch?
I'm not sure what that means, but I like how it sounds.
Is that how you guys swear?
Yes, its synonyms
are bitch-ass, ass-hat,
and gigabytch, and so on.
-"Gigabytch"? -"Ass-hat"?
They have many swear words in the South too.
I guess they do.
That bitch said this.
"I'm Jeong Hyeok's fiancée."
And what really upset me was
that our Jeong Hyeok put that woman in the car
and left like that.
-Oh, my. -That's horrible.
Then Sam Suk,
have you been dumped by him?
She's dumped real hard.
-Oh, my. -Poor her.
I'm so sorry.
I appreciate your concerns,
but we will take care of our own business.
We can't let you do that.
-Excuse me? -As you all probably know,
I have always thought Jeong Hyeok was a good man.
However, by any chance,
if he got engaged to someone else when he was already engaged,
you ought to break his neck.
What?
Break what?
And not just neck.
I can break anything to teach him a lesson.
Well said.
-I agree. -We must teach him a lesson.
We should do something about him for our village's sake.
-I agree. -Right?
Well, you see...
I'm the one who got dumped. Everyone, please calm down.
No, we can't.
We can't calm down. This is a serious matter.
-She's right. -This is truly serious.
-We must do something about that asshole. -We can't just sit back.
-Let's drink. -Cheers.
This is why they say one-time fans are scarier than anti-fans.
What did you just say? One-time fans? What does that mean?
Never mind. Let's have DP and beer.
DP and beer. Let's drink.
Come on. Let's drink.
Gosh, I guess we can never judge a book by its cover.
Pardon?
I will tell Senior Colonel
that Jeong Hyeok must get
a big disadvantage in the army.
What?
How can such an immoral person
lead a company?
-She has her point. -That's true.
-She's right. -I agree.
Truth to be told,
both Mr. Ri's parents
and the parents of the woman you saw want them to be together.
It's a sort of marriage of convenience.
Then what about you, Sam Suk?
I'm...
Do you know Romeo and Juliet?
-Juliet? -What is that?
-I don't know. -What's that?
-Do you know it? -No.
Are they Americans?
-I don't know. -Me neither.
What about Gyeonu and Jiknyeo?
-We know Gyeonu and Jiknyeo. -July 7.
-We know that. -Very well.
-Of course we know it. -It's a beautiful story.
I'm like Jiknyeo.
Oh, my.
I love him so much, but there's a wall of reality blocking us.
Then are you saying
their parents' opposition
is hindering your love?
You recapped it very well. That's exactly the situation.
-Oh, my. -He's such a good son.
He doesn't want to do anything that's against his parents' will,
and I can understand that.
So I want you to understand that too.
Look at you trying to protect
the man who left with another woman to Pyongyang. You're so nice.
Sam Suk, you're a great person.
-You're flattering me. -My gosh.
Why don't we all just drink it off?
-Okay. -That sounds good.
-Let's drink. -Cheers.
-Cheers.
-That was a misunderstanding. -I'm relieved now.
-I didn't know she was so kind. -Tell me about it.
-Are you going to the station now? -I need to go somewhere.
Where are you going? I'll give you a ride.
I'm good, thanks. I can take a taxi.
Okay, then.
Bye.
It's cold.
SEOJAEGOL, BOTONGGAK ZONE, PYEONGYANG
What's the tiny car doing here at this hour?
What's your business?
Jeong Hyeok. You didn't say you'd come.
Have you eaten yet?
Yes. What's with the ostrich, by the way?
People raise ostriches these days instead of guard dogs. It's the trend.
They sound louder than most dogs.
I see. Where's Father?
He's inside. Let's go.
Dan also visited two days ago.
She looked even more beautiful.
Let's have the wedding
within this year.
Within this year? Isn't it too soon?
They've been engaged for seven years. How is that soon?
But Dan has just come back
and Jeong Hyeok works at the outpost line.
It's not like he works in Pyongyang.
This is not a good time to rush.
I will do as he wishes.
Can I ask you a big favor instead?
Stop holding my arm.
-Walk straight. -Let go of me.
Goodness.
Sam Suk,
if you need any help with your relationship with Jeong Hyeok,
call me anytime. I'd be happy to help.
-Help? -Yes.
-Actually... -Go ahead and tell me.
If Captain Ri gets promotions
and becomes successful,
his parents might become more generous.
-What? -For example,
if he gets the star of consideration
that connects Gyeonu star and Jiknyeo star.
Now I get what you're talking about.
Don't worry about that. I'll tell the husband about it.
Really?
Yeong Ae.
Hey! Break up with him!
Don't marry him!
It's best when your boyfriend stays a boyfriend.
Once you get married, the man you loved will be gone.
He will disappear.
If you love him, just keep him in your heart!
Only then, he won't disappear!
What are you doing? Are you drunk?
-I'm sorry. -Oh, my.
Yeong Ae.
Do you really like your husband?
Do you like him because he's the Senior Colonel?
Except that he's Senior Colonel, what's so great about him?
He's just an old raccoon.
How could you--
What? Am I wrong?
What are you doing? Take her.
-I'm sorry. -He's just an old raccoon.
-Take her! -An old raccoon!
Why can't I say that he's an old raccoon?
-We're so sorry. -Why is she so heavy?
-Let go of me! -She must have lost her mind.
-Let go of me! -She's so heavy.
-Goodness. -How drunk is she?
Let go!
You slept out.
I didn't sleep outside, so I didn't sleep out.
You spent the night outside, so there's no difference.
Would you not cross the line?
Think of it as the 38th parallel and let's not cross the line.
That's what you want too.
You stepped on the line.
As long as we don't cross the line, there won't be any war.
So please be careful.
Are you angry?
No. Why would I be?
-If you're not angry-- -I said I'm not.
Could you put down that knife first?
I couldn't sleep last night, so I did some calculations.
You left here a bit before 8:00 p.m.,
so you should have arrived in Pyongyang by 10:00 p.m.
Let's say you had a cup of coffee.
Then you would've left around 11. and you should've been back by 1 or 2.
And what time is it now? Oh, my. It's 7:30 a.m.
You said, "I'll be right back" and you didn't come.
-I had something to do. -I'm sure you did.
I'm going to make you a member of the national team that participates
an international track competition.
What did you say?
Then you can go to Europe by airplane.
You were looking into that?
You should have told me then.
Now I feel bad that I was mean to you.
But...
I am quite athletic and I can run pretty well.
But I'm not good enough to be in a national team--
You'll be a reserve in case of injury.
You won't have to run for real.
As soon as you arrive there,
you will be gone missing.
What happens after that?
You will go home.
When is the flight?
Next Monday.
Then I might be able to make it to the shareholder meeting.
I might not have enough time to prepare, but it's okay.
You need to take a picture in order to make a passport.
And?
Pyongyang is not like here.
If you don't want to look suspicious,
you should change a few things.
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STANDARD FEMALE HAIRSTYLE
These are the only options I have?
Yes, they're typical hairstyles.
MANSUDAE STYLE, TIED-UP STYLE
SEAGULL STYLE, GOODBYE STYLE
Maybe I should just shave my head.
Then maybe Yeong Ae will forgive me.
Whatever you do, she won't forgive you.
So don't shave your head for nothing.
Did you choose one?
I pick the Goodbye Style.
Because I'm saying goodbye to this country.
Excellent choice.
I lost all the volume. That's why this is called Goodbye Style.
You look beautiful.
Here. Try this on.
What?
-What's that? -Why on your shoulders?
-What are you doing? -Why do you put it on the jacket?
This girl's getting into it.
I like this.
It looks corny but somehow hip.
I think I saw these work trousers at the New York Fashion Week.
This pattern...
Hey, look. Something is missing.
Put this on.
Now, you look like you could go against the hot bitch of Pyongyang.
Go to Pyongyang and kick her butt.
You see,
I don't have to get all dolled up to put her in her place.
The moment we met yesterday,
I kicked her butt with my bare face.
No, you didn't. Her butt wasn't kicked.
I saw it.
Oh, my.
Look at this.
It's so pretty. How much is it?
That one is expensive.
If you're not going to buy, put it down. It will get dirty.
How expensive is it?
It's 15,000 won.
-Come on. That's too expensive. -That's too expensive.
Do you have money?
I have never said this
my entire life, but...
You're right. I don't have money.
They offer the best price.
Hello?
You're back.
Do you still have things to pawn?
I'm not your customer today. I brought someone.
She belongs to Division 11. She lived in South Korea before,
so she has some good stuff.
Really?
What are you going to pawn?
This is one of the five limited edition models from 2019 FW collections.
I bought it from the designer in person at the main boutique.
I bought one of the five,
so guess who bought the rest four.
You'll be surprised to hear their names.
Paris Hilton, Miranda Kerr, and...
Are you listening to me?
It's light.
Exactly. You know what it is.
When you put it on, you can't feel it at all.
Let's not waste our time bargaining.
I offer only a quarter of the price.
Twenty thousand dollars.
The copper is 10,000 won and the leather is 7,000 won.
And 2,000 won for the labor. I can give you 19,000 won.
She's my friend. Make it 20,000 won.
Fine. 20,000 won then.
I didn't say 20,000 won. I said 20,000 dollars.
How can this be--
Please keep this.
That would be 35,000 won.
Excuse me. Why is my watch cheaper than this belt?
This is a designer watch. It's a limited edition.
That doesn't mean anything.
We go by the weight. They should have used more leather.
It's too light.
Making it light like this is their technology.
Not anyone can make it like this. It's priceless.
You're right. We can't put a price on that.
If you don't want to leave it for 20,000 won, just leave.
-That's not what I'm talking about. -Then what?
I'm saying it should be at least 5,000 won more.
Fine. 25,000 won.
Thank you. This is great. Usually, he's not this generous.
Sure.
Don't sell this, okay? I'll soon come back to get it.
This is the original one. Why is this here?
There must be someone who has a situation like me.
He didn't even take money. He just wanted me to keep it.
It's been years, but he never came back.
She's leaving the country next Thursday?
Yes, sir.
Disguised as a national team member and by airplane?
Does she have a fake passport?
I don't think so.
She went to Pyongyang Hotel and took an ID photo for the passport.
They said she would stop by Factory 926 too.
That probably means she has a proper passport, not a fake one.
I heard people from Division 11
disguised themselves in order to leave the country secretly.
Do you think she really belongs to Division 11?
Pardon, sir?
Yes, as you can see from the deposition,
we haven't found anything suspicious.
Is that so?
Okay. If that's what a veteran says, that's what it is.
-Thank you. -That's okay, sir.
-Comrade Jung. -Yes?
Why do you think we couldn't find
Ri Mu Hyeok's watch?
We searched his residence, the camp,
and everyone he knew,
but where could it possibly be?
I'm not sure.
Whoever has it,
that person will be in serious trouble.
Right?
But I'm concerned.
If, by any chance, it falls into Jeong Hyeok's hand,
both you and I will be done for.
Watch out.
Yes, sir.
Company, attention.
Captain Ri, Company Five fell in for the afternoon training.
Executive Officer Hwang Yeong Beom.
At rest.
I don't see a few company members.
Master Sergeant Pyo Chi Su, First Lieutenant Park Gwang Beom,
Staff Sergeant Kim Ju Meok, and Private First Class Geum Eun Dong
were summoned by State Security Department.
Private First Class Geum Eun Dong.
The investigation hasn't even begun yet. Why are you crying?
You have a mother and four siblings back in your hometown.
You see,
it's my plan
to save only one out of four.
One who will report the truth to me.
You will never get a second chance.
If you talk, you will live.
If you don't talk, one of the others will live.
You should save yourself, don't you think?
Here.
You just need to tell me what you know.
What is the identity of the woman who claims to be in Division 11?
Why is she here?
What is Captain Ri hiding?
What is he scheming at home with his subordinates
under the excuse of a waterway construction?
Talk if you are ready.
-Lieutenant Commander Cho. -Go on.
I am the last, right?
-What? -It has been a while
since Master Sergeant Pyo Chi Su,
First Lieutenant Park Gwang Beom, and Staff Sergeant Kim Ju Meok
got summoned.
I am the last, right?
But you still
don't know anything.
I don't know anything either.
You sly motherfucker.
Captain Ri, can't you see that I am in the middle of an investigation?
Get out.
If you're curious about me, ask me instead.
I am afraid I can't do that.
This investigation is about you.
The man who is directly involved wouldn't tell the truth.
I think differently.
Only the man who is directly involved can tell the truth.
Thus,
go and tell the truth about the things
you have done.
What are you talking about?
Hello.
Senior Colonel.
What is the meaning of this?
Didn't you wrap up the truck accident already?
I received an official request from the State Security Department
to send the drivers and you.
But why do they want me as well?
I am not involved in any way!
Didn't you promise to take full responsibility?
Why do I need to be summoned?
Come to my room right away!
Listen, Ri Jeong Hyeok.
It sounds like you are busy.
I will take my men with me.
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TRANSCRIPT
-Get lost! -Go away!
-Get lost! -Get lost, Rat's son!
Get lost, Rat's son!
-Get lost! -Get lost!
-What? -Get lost!
I see that bullying is a problem both in the North and the South.
Get lost right this instant!
Hey! You little punks!
Listen.
Why are you harassing one boy as a group?
Who are you?
I am from the Special Forces.
I have a good South Korean accent, right?
If you know what I have done in South Korea, you will cower in fear.
His father is the Rat!
The Rat?
All occupations are honorable.
It doesn't matter what his father is.
Why do you care?
If you continue to bully the weak, you will be like Pyo Chi Su!
Who is Pyo Chi Su?
He is an ugly man.
If you bully him again,
I will tell Ri Jeong Hyeok.
Who is Ri Jeong Hyeok?
He can fight incredibly well.
If he hears about this, you will be in big trouble.
Go. Go!
Why did you let them beat you up?
You need to fight back so that they won't look down on you.
I heard I should be good to my friends.
Who told you that?
My father.
Your father is a great man.
But
the world isn't a flower field.
You shouldn't be good to people who beat you up.
Those who throw punches don't know how much it hurts.
Only those who take punches do.
If someone tries to harass you,
throw a punch first.
Did you do that?
Me?
Yes,
I did that.
Then they stopped
harassing me.
They stopped coming near me too.
Loneliness
is better than pain.
Put your backpack on.
I actually heard
something in the morning while I was cleaning up a few days ago.
But the sound was so indistinct.
Also, there are many walkie-talkies on the same frequency.
Do you still want to hear it?
Yes.
This is Se-ri one. This is Se-ri one.
Did you hear that? What do you think?
Do you think it's her voice?
Yes, I think it's her voice.
Right? It's her voice, right?
I heard that voice morning and night.
Gosh, I got goosebumps.
I get goosebumps when I hear that voice.
I think my body remembers it.
Please give us the USB flash drive.
If we report to the police and investigate the transmission,
we will find her in no time.
Okay.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
Hey, Honey.
I just arrived at Mother's place.
I did some thinking
and realized that I should show my devotion, not pray.
Mother.
I am incredibly sorry about the last time.
My husband told me to visit you
because he is too ashamed.
You know that he is building a resort in Bali, right?
Once Father retires,
we will make one building private
for you and Father's use.
It was my idea.
Bali? That sounds nice.
Do you want to ship us off?
It's not like that.
I just want you and Father to have a romantic time--
Do you know we haven't slept on the same bed for 20 years?
Really?
Why?
I had no idea.
You must have been so lonely.
Sure.
You must be tired. You should get going.
I need to rest.
Mother!
We will move into this place.
This house is big.
It must get lonely if the two of you sleep in separate rooms.
Don't think of me as a daughter-in-law.
Now, I will be your daughter.
I mean, you don't even have one anymore.
What did you say just now?
-What did I say? -I don't have a daughter?
You had a daughter.
But you don't have one anymore, so--
Are you saying Se-ri is dead?
Mother, how could you say that?
Se-ri isn't dead!
She will live in our hearts
forever.
-You can go now. -Mother!
I have one more thing to say.
Say it.
You have company shares. Eight percent.
Would you vote for us?
If we combine them to the shares of those on our side, we have a chance.
What do you think?
Honey.
That didn't work.
She got mad at me!
I didn't say anything! I just said I will be her daughter.
She has a strange personality.
That must be why they use separate rooms!
Is it because they use separate rooms?
I don't know.
By the way, did you catch the swindler?
You need to catch him.
It will be game over if your brother catches him!
SHENYANG, CHINA
Did he talk?
He is holding out.
Why would you hold out?
-You aren't saving Korea. -I really don't know anything.
Did you talk money?
-Not yet. -My goodness.
That's why he is holding out.
Let's end this quickly.
How much did you get from Gu Seung-jun?
I will pay you a tenfold.
Manager Oh,
I can't take him back to China now.
I know our trade is illegal, but there should be some business ethics.
We promised to protect him. How could we do that?
What?
A tenfold?
Will he really pay a tenfold?
I will call you later.
I am bored out of my mind.
Let's go to Pyongyang tomorrow.
Let's go to Okryu-gwan and casino.
Let's do that.
Really?
Let's go to Pyongyang tomorrow.
Okay.
All of you got beaten up.
Would noodles be enough for you?
These wavy noodles are tasty.
I want to apologize to everyone.
Don't say that. We are on the same boat.
That's right. She is the one who should apologize.
She is the one who started this.
You are right.
I apologize.
I am so thankful that I want to give a present.
But as you know, I don't have money.
Please take this.
Why did she give us that heart signal?
You said it's like a confession of love.
I did, but--
Is it like a confession of love?
I am glad, Captain Ri.
I was worried that the South Korean woman
had indecent desires for you.
Seeing as how she sent us the signal, it must be meaningless.
That's right. It's meaningless.
In a capitalist society, even the heart has no backbone.
She sent the signal twice to First Lieutenant Park.
Really?
I didn't see that.
Have a safe trip back.
Tomorrow, Se-ri and I are going
to a photo studio in Pyongyang Hotel to take Se-ri's passport photo.
-Yes, sir. -Yes, sir.
You are back.
I will be nice and do the dishes today.
I am getting a passport photo taken tomorrow.
Why did I eat noodles? My face will be swollen.
Why are you standing there?
Do you
have multiple hearts?
What?
Who has multiple hearts?
What are you talking about?
Forget it.
I am wasting my breath.
I will use the bed today.
My back will hurt!
I don't care.
What is up with him?
What?
That lousy capitalist heart!
Captain Ri's fiancee
chased away the kids who were harassing U Pil.
She said it doesn't matter if you are the Rat.
Being the Rat...
isn't very nice.
It's not like
you want to rat on the others.
You are ordered to do so.
You lousy rat!
NINE YEARS AGO
Hey.
You ratted on me, right?
Otherwise, how would they know that I sold bingdu?
BINGDU: DRUGS
I almost got sent to a concentration camp because of you, okay?
I am sorry. I am sorry.
If you are sorry, start talking.
Was it you? Was it another rat?
If it was another rat, I will let you go.
I am sorry. I am sorry.
You leave me with no choice.
Come to think of it, your ears are the problem.
Without your ears, you won't be able to hear.
Without your hearing, you won't be able to rat on the others.
-Captain! -Don't you have anything better to do?
Should I give you something to do?
-No, sir! -No, sir!
-Hello, traveling customers -Hello, traveling customers
-Ask anything you want -Ask anything you want
-As the handcart passes -As the handcart passes
-Smiles fill every carriage -Smiles fill every carriage
-Ah, we are -Ah, we are
-The salespeople of the train -The salespeople of the train
-Happiness and love -Happiness and love
-Those are what we offer -Those are what we offer
-Hear about the specialties of this region -Hear about the specialties of this region
-Taste the fragrant fruits -Taste the fragrant fruits
-We leave in your arms -We leave in your arms
-The joy you can find on the road -The joy you can find on the road
-Ah, we are -Ri Jeong Hyeok, come on out.
-Look at that. -The salespeople of the train
-Happiness and love -Happiness and love
-Those are what we offer -Those are what we offer
-Stores aren't only on the street -Stores aren't only on the street
-Stores in the train are better -Stores in the train are better
-Please sit down. -We do our best for the customers
-That's what the salespeople do -That's what the salespeople do
-Ah, we are -Ah, we are
-The salespeople of the train -The salespeople of the train
-Happiness and love -Happiness and love
-Those are what we offer -Those are what we offer
Bravo!
Please give me all the beer you have.
DRINKING WATER
SWEET SODA POP
By the way, is the photo studio in the hotel
the only place
you can get your passport photo taken?
That's the state-designated photo studio.
That's the only place.
I see.
You know,
I have a question.
When I go missing,
you know, in Europe,
won't things go bad?
What I mean to say is,
won't anything happen to you?
Like something bad.
If the person you recommended joins the national team
and causes trouble, I won't be able to help you.
I have no intention to do so.
I understand.
I will take full responsibility.
Nothing will happen.
Really?
Thank goodness.
Dear passengers,
the train three to Kaesong and Pyongyang
will stop for a short while due to power outage.
The estimated duration is ten hours. Thank you for your understanding.
Ten hours?
Ten hours isn't a short while!
It won't take ten hours.
-Right? -It will take longer.
My guess is
between 13 and 16 hours.
No way!
What are we supposed to do here?
We only have two eggs left.
Are you kidding me?
What will we eat? Where will we sleep?
Don't worry.
Don't worry?
It's ten hours. Am I the strange one here?
Look over there.
What?
What is going on?
Why are they running? What is going on?
I see that there is a big swarm.
Hurry up and explain!
You will find out soon.
Who are those people?
Why are they running towards the train?
-They are the hopping salespeople. -Hopping...
What exactly do they sell?
Buy firewood!
Buy skewered meat!
Lean forward a bit more!
Buy skewered meat! Buy skewered meat!
Buy skewered meat! Skewered meat!
Here it is. Here it is.
-Hurry up and take it. -Here.
-All right. -No, no.
-Here you go. -Buy skewered meat! Skewered meat!
-Buy skewered meat! -Here.
Buy firewood! Buy firewood!
-Buy chicken! -I have blankets!
-Buy chicken! Buy chicken! -Buy firewood!
Buy corn cake!
Are you saying we need to sleep outside
on a bed of corn leaves?
It's cold inside and outside the train.
At least you can build a fire outside.
Still, this is too...
I think it would be warmer inside the train.
Buy firewood!
Buy firewood! We got firewood!
Buy firewood!
Buy firewood! Buy firewood!
My goodness.
Buy firewood!
It's warm.
Those people have blankets.
Did they buy them?
Did they bring them?
It's nice and warm.
I can stretch my legs, too.
I feel like I got an upgrade from economy class to business class.
I am glad I came outside.
Mr. Ri, sit down. It's warm.
Corns and potatoes!
Where are you going?
It looks delicious!
Mr. Ri, you should eat.
You said you weren't hungry.
It's so delicious!
By the way, Mr. Ri.
I saw
people over there buy water to wash their faces.
50 won for cold water and 100 won for hot water.
Although hot water costs twice as much, it would be better, right?
Are you thinking about settling down here?
Do you want to live here?
How could one be so greedy?
Unbelievable.
Don't act like I am the greediest person on earth
just because I wanted the 100-won water to wash my face!
I have money, okay?
I will pay for my own water.
Where did you get that money?
I pawned my watch.
They weighed my designer watch.
Buying all the clothes I wanted left me with 500 won.
There was a really nice men's watch at the pawnshop.
Are you listening to me?
People here don't listen to me. They don't even try.
Gosh, it's hot!
It's so hot.
Mr. Ri, you are a good man.
That was sudden.
Well, I suddenly had that thought.
Later on,
you will be a good husband and a good dad.
I don't know.
I haven't thought about the future.
Why not?
When things don't go as I thought,
I get disappointed.
Has that happened to you?
Yes.
I can see it broke your heart.
There is an Indian proverb that goes,
"Sometimes, the wrong train takes you to the right station."
It was like that for me, too.
Throughout my life,
I always felt like I was on the wrong train.
One time,
I wanted to give up.
I didn't want to go anywhere.
So I thought about jumping off the train.
Look where I am now.
I took the wrong train again, and a very wrong one at that.
It even got me across the 38th parallel!
Still,
you should think about the future
even if things don't always go as you wish.
I wish
you could be happy
even after I leave, Jeong Hyeok.
I want you to arrive at the right station
no matter which train you take.
This is so romantic.
So romantic I could die.
Wake up!
If you are tired, lean on me.
Gosh!
Are you crazy?
I can't believe it's colder inside the train.
What is your problem?
For goodness' sake.
How am I supposed to live this way for ten years?
LET US PRODUCE MORE MEAT AND MILK
-Hurry on out. -Let's move.
This place is completely different!
-Really? -Hurry up and come here.
Stop looking wildly around. You look like a country bumpkin.
Hold on. What did you call me? A country bumpkin?
I am the exact opposite of a country bumpkin, okay?
You aren't listening to me again. Wait for me.
A two-hour car ride
turned into a 17-hour train ride!
It happens here sometimes.
It shouldn't happen!
Are you not going back? Why do you have so much luggage?
I packed this and that.
All right.
I will take the photo now.
Look over here. One, two, three.
All done.
Excuse me. I think I closed my eyes.
Should I ask for another shot?
It's okay.
This photo is for verifying your identity,
so you shouldn't look too pretty in it.
I should. How else would they know it's me?
Let's go.
You know,
why don't we get our photo taken?
I mean,
we won't see each other again after I leave.
It will be a memento.
There is no need for us to remember
or keep a memento of each other.
You have a point.
I was just saying.
Welcome.
I booked a room under Mr. Cheon.
Please wait.
FRONT DESK
The room number is 1511.
Let's go.
All right.
I will get washed up and change.
Let's eat first. I am terribly hungry.
Okay.
It's me.
We arrived at Pyongyang Hotel.
He hasn't figured anything out, so don't worry.
For some reason, I can't get ahold of Lieutenant Commander Cho.
By the way,
can we really trust him to pay a tenfold?
We need to get the money before we hand him over!
Give me the phone.
Mr. Cheon, why did you hang up?
Manager Oh, you little...
How could you do this after getting so much money from me?
Why are you doing this?
Hello? Hey.
Who will pay you a tenfold? Who?
Seung-jun, it seems like I am a good judge of character.
You are so intelligent.
Who would have thought to find you there?
I love how you scold and praise me in a situation like this.
This is why I respect you.
You are decisive.
Quit babbling.
Prepare to die once you get here
after you give me my money back.
You bastard.
Mr. Yoon,
it wasn't my intention.
When you run a business...
Hello?
Why did you stop?
Mr. Yoon.
What?
How is Se-ri?
Why did you bring her up so suddenly? It's a sad topic.
Se-ri is gone. I wish I could see her.
I am seeing her.
What did you say?
It's nothing. What do you mean she is gone?
Must you ask? She is dead.
Dead?
Why?
It's none of your business.
I guess you will see her in heaven soon.
Send her my regards when you see her.
I will do that.
I will send her your regards.
I think I will be able to do that.
You really are Yoon Se-ri!
I mean...
How...
Where are you taking me?
This has to be fate.
-I guess I won't die after all. -What are you...
Who are you?
Yoon Se-ri.
-I think-- -Let's break up.
I was going to say that.
Let me make this clear.
I broke up with you. I dumped you.
You can tell people that you dated me,
but don't even think about spreading rumors
of how you dumped me.
You know how scary rich people can be, right?
I could end you.
You are always like this.
You push people away before you get hurt.
You leave before you are in for a wait.
I hope you meet someone like you.
Someone who makes you wait endlessly.
That won't happen.
I will never make a fool out of myself
by waiting for someone.
Ri Jeong Hyeok.
What's taking him so long?
Crap.
Subtitle translation by Dong-joo Park
CRASH LANDING ON YOU
You're protecting me right now, Jeong Hyeok.
Not protecting, but keeping my eyes on you.
I'm not a person who follows you around to protect you.
Could I do well and not get caught?
You left your key.
If things like this happen twice in a row,
I should be upset, right?
Don't be so upset because of that man.
I didn't follow him.
We just came together.
I decided on a wedding date with that man just a while ago.
Do you intend to keep one more person other than me?
Who is she?
It's the liking part that's giving me a headache.
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